XXXombies, Fear Agent And The Last Days Of American Crime - Three Movies From Rick Remender

For the last five months or so,MTV’s Splash Pagehave been all overRick Remenderlike spit on my stubble. First they ran a story that his comic stripFear Agentwas in development as a movie; then that aLast Days of American Crimemovie was also on the cards; and now, finally, that his porn-stars vs. the walking dead seriesXXXombieshas also been tapped for adaptation into a screenplay. I thought we might as well do them all at once, eh?

All three comics have eminently marketable concepts, thoughXXXombiesdoes seem a touch too similar toZombies, Zombies, ZombiesandZombie Strippersto have much obvious novelty as a film. Thankfully, novelty has absolutely no bearing on the actual value of a work of art. After the crease, I’ll give a basic summary of the premise for each of the three films and share a few quotes from Remender.

Fear Agent: Heath Huston believes he is the last living member of the Fear Agents, the members of an elite organization he himself founded to overthrow alien invaders threatening the planet Earth. Huston is an alcoholic and his strongest relationship has been with his ship’s computer since his wife wasapparentlykilled. He mashes up a lot of aliens. Later twists reveal a lot of things you can probably guess without even trying, but then more twists make those things more complicated than you were probably expecting. Remender said:

The Last Days of American Crime: In 2016, the US government have perfect a kind of ‘signal’ that will prevent all criminal impulses. Just days before it is due to be switched on, however, a newspaper discovers the plan and lets the public now. Graham Brick is a criminal currently caught up in a scam to make himself infinitely rich but when he finds out about the anti-crime signal, he rounds up some rough and tumble cohorts to carry out a heist and steal the government technology before it is switched on and it becomes impossible to steal at all. Radical Publishing are looking to turn the strip into a movie. Remender said:

XXXombies: Seemingly just the first part of a bigger series of horror comics calledCrawl Space,XXXombiestells a simple porn stars vs. the undead story – what more do you need to know? Here’s a pub quiz question in the making: note that the porn director in the series is based upon Jeff Lebowski. Remender said:

…and the machine that tries to turn all comics into films churns on, inefficient as ever. I dare say it’ll roll over Remender’sBlack Heart Billysometime soon.